HUEVOS RANCHEROS… KIND OF

Recipe made by: Jon Galitzer

Disclaimer: Looks better than it tastes

Ingredients:

  • Some type of oil
  • Half a cucumber
  • Mushroom if you want
  • 4 eggs
  • Hot Salsa
  • Up for interpretation: garlic, black pepper, and chili flakes

Directions:

Pan fry the cucumber and mushrooms first, dress ’em, then throw in salsa, then throw on the eggs.